Wednesday, October 3, 2007

MANIFESTO: SLEEK COUGAR

We the undersigned believe the following:
That the snot dripping from my underbelly crinkles disgustingly and dies
in its own puddle
You know I've never been a huge fan of the sea, but these starfish are delicious
Jelly beans make my mouth water
Though popcorn jelly beans bring the taste of vomit to my mouth
Harry Potter is a brainwashing device invented by North Korea
along with education
and religion and philosophy and evolution and
What the hell is going on in your head
Nothing cohesive. Everything jumbled.

The sleekness of our cougar is amazing

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