Since I have nothing left in me from writing this persuasive bullshit, I feel a litle humor is needed. Here is the letter Nancy Glier sent me regarding the fire breathing in all of it's awkwardly worded glory:
Dear Kelly Tadge,
Thank you for meeting with me last week, regarding the incident that occurred in the early hours of October 14th in the alley next to the Art Academy Housing, at which time a group of students spewed a combustible fluid into an open flame. Obviously, this is a very dangerous act, one that alarmed the security personnel at Tender Mercies to such a degree that they summoned the Cincinnati Police. There is no doubt the act of spitting combustible fuel into an open flame endangered the life and property of the people living next door and those who live within the dorm. It was just luck that no one was injured and the fire was contained. This reckless regard for the safety of others is clearly a violation of the open flame prohibition, stated in the Housing License Agreement. The function of these Rules and Regulations is not to limit fun or social events, but rather to provide a safe and healthy enviorment in which to live. Making "swooshes" of fire with a combustible liquid could have easily and quickly gotten out of control, destrtoying property, permanently disfiguring a person, or ending a life.
Because of the serious nature, the danger of the act, your involvement in this incident has been reported to the Academic Dean, Keith Kutch. This letter will be included in your Art Academy student record.
Going forward please be respectful or yourself and others in all your actions. Think of the potential harm your actions may have upon yourself, your classmates and neighbors. Please strive to make your time at the Art Academy a safe, healthy, happy period of personal growth and great creativity.
With kind regard for you,
Nancy Glier
Director of Administrative Services
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